I had to use the 2 because LettersToDoug was already taken, probably by some bastard with a first-generation Touareg. Fortunately, karma is undoubtedly getting him back for this great injustice, because his check engine light probably provides more reliable illumination than his headlights. Anyway, this weeks letter comes to us from a reader Ive named Milford. Although Milford did not tell us where he lives, I am going to assume it is Florida, because his letter includes several grammatical errors. I hope thats enough flattery for you to consider my letter. Anyway what happens to 6 figure

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